assgod:

clear pee makes me feel safe

like i’m living my life right

reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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workman:

fer1972:
On Fire by Lauren Cohen

jump_Jossiah by (emily▲patton)

jump_Jossiah by (emily▲patton)

mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

verylittlebird:

kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.

crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

heliolisk:

listening to your favorite song as it gets closer to the chorus
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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

galaxys4:

this is the best image i have ever seen

galaxys4:

this is the best image i have ever seen

"My problem was that no one ever needed me as much as I needed them."
(58/365) by (KJ)

Take the Plunge by (eb78)

Take the Plunge by (eb78)